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Thursday, 17 February 2011

BREAKING NEWS!!!

NRP Finally Reveals Itself

The New Republican Peculiarist party (NRP) finally came clean yesterday, as the General Secretary of the party (Xheráltsëfiglheu) announced to the Republic that a convention had taken place where the party’s policies and platforms have been discussed, although the NRP is still trying to draw up a statute. The serving General Secretary tried to calm fears of traditionalists by saying
‘A very important point to make is that we do not intend to turn Talossa into another Facebook group. It is our firm belief that Talossa need not emulate an existing state in order to be a state.
The NRP has been formed by a mixture of political forces coming together. The President announced her sadness to the end of the Federalist party, and the Co-operative party has ceased operations with no members:
‘I'll miss the Federalist party. They had a bright future ahead of them. ’ – La Prümâ Citaxhiên.

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